thisisemobuddy: man-bro-bukkake-theater: ivanoooze: coagulates: right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side. they actually have their bibles open o…….k…. IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS wat… ...
POI 30 Day Challenge - Day 13
livenudebigfoot: Day 13: Favorite twist? OK, so my two favorite twists in the series are functionally identical. “WHAT THAT PERSON WE WERE PROTECTING IS SECRETLY OUR ARCHENEMY? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS.” On a related note, how has this happened to them twice? The fact that it even happened once would be an astonishing coincidence. Twice just makes you look sloppy, ReesenFinch. Root definitely...
cosmo tip #185
iamhemsworthy: foxglovesandaconite: plaguemetoanend: when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice #if you’re feeling especially kinky try doing it in bane’s your orgasm must be more severe
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