9 months ago
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mizliz:

1cooper:

mizliz:

THAT’S HAWKWARD, BECAUSE I COULD HAVE SWORE THOSE SKILLS HELPED AVENGE YOUR HUSBAND’S HEROIC DEATH. AND ALL OF NEW YORK. AND THE WORLD. FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS HUH. 

HERE I WROTE YOU A POEM: 

DONUTS ARE YUMMY 
AND SO ARE GUNS
BUT NOTHING LIKE CLINT’S BOW
OR HIS EXCELLENT BUNS

 

HEY, FUCK YOU. I AIN’T SAYING I AIN’T GRATEFUL FOR THE AVENGING AND THE HELPING SAVE NEW YORK, BUT, DAMN, THE THING IS HE HELPED IT ESCALATE. IF HE HADN’T, THERE WOULD BE NO PHIL DEATH TO AVENGE.

I CAN WRITE SHITTY POETRY, TOO:

CLINT’S BUNS ARE…OKAY

( AND HIS BOW IS UNIMPRESSIVE…)

BUT, BITCH, YOU ARE CRAY

BECAUSE, PHIL IS BETTER ANY DAY

HE WAS HYPNOTIZED YOU BUMBLING IDIOT. CLINT DIDN’T STOP AND GO “OH YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M GONNA HELP THIS SHIT ESCALATE.” HE DIDN’T MAKE THAT DECISION. LOKI’S STUPID GLOW SPEAR OF LAME DID THAT. BUT HE BOUNCED BACK FROM IT. AND IT WAS A GLORIOUS BOUNCE BACK IF I MUST SAY. 

I WROTE YOU A SHITTY HAIKU: 

AGENT PHIL COULSON
HAD CONVICTION, BUT LACKED THE 
PROPER DICK-TION  

OMFG, YOU KNOW WHAT

I AIN’T GOT THE TIME TO BE FRUITLESSLY ARGUING WITH YOUR ASS.

OR TO HEAR ABOUT CLINT’S PHALLACY